Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
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