I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
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Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
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If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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