You work out of a Hotel?
4 words: hood of his car
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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