I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
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Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
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How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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