summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
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Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
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she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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