What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
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I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
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I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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