I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
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Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
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He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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