There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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