playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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