so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
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Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
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And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I need to align my fucking chakras
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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