woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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