my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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