Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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