So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
we're making bets on your personal life
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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