first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
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I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
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my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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