ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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