There is no way he is gay with that hair.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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