You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
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Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
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Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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