I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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