some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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