he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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