i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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