I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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