problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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