I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
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Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
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HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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