hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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