Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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