Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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