3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
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dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
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A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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