you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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