im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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