just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
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We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
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He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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