Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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