GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
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the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
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I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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