i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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