lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
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What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
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Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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