Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
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Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
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Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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