Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
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If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
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My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I have tasted many bathrooms
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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