I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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