Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
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According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
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She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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