I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
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i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
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Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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