its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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