I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
