Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
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He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
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im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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