I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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