Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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