After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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