i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
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just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
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I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago