so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
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Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
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Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.