At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
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No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
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the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.