I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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