WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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