Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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