I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
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He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
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Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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