he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
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I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
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If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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